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Friday Funnies - Canadian Wives

This is not intended as any kind of racial stereotyping, or slur, it's just a JOKE that was emailed to me from my Canadian sister-in-law.  It was too good not to share..... so please have a fun Friday and a great weekend!



Three men married wives from different countries. The first man married a woman from China.  He told her that she was to do their dishes and house cleaning.  It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a woman from Italy. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking.  The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better.  By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from Canada.  He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal.  He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.


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Comment balloon 10 commentsGeorgie Hunter R(S) 58089 • December 04 2009 06:02PM


Georgina - Very Funny! Put a smile on my face!

Posted by Kathie Burby, REALTOR, SFR, Tuolumne County Real Estate Guide (Coldwell Banker Mother Lode Real Estate) over 9 years ago

Thanks for the humour - I'm send this to friends up north

Posted by Ed Newman (Alamo Infrared, LLC) over 9 years ago


I've heard that before; it's still funny. Why you picking on Canadians?

Posted by Terry Chenier (Homelife Glenayre Realty) over 9 years ago

LOL! Thanks for the good laugh this morning! Have a good day.

Posted by Blatt + Cutino, Broker-Associate 831/206-8070*Call today* (Keller Williams Coastal Estates) over 9 years ago

Hey Georgina! Kind of funny . . . but I don't get it, being Canadian and all! Are we cranky? Independent? Lazy?? Anyway, I think it's just not fair given that you are in MAUI of all places! I went for a walk in a blizzard this morning! :-)  (It's all about the clothing)

Posted by Deena Cottingham, Home Stager & Photographer (GreenApple Staging & Images, Calgary Staging & Photography) over 9 years ago

Georgina, do not MESS with those Canadian gals!!!

Posted by Gary Woltal, Assoc. Broker Realtor SFR Dallas Ft. Worth (Keller Williams Realty) over 9 years ago

LOL- cute humor, thanks for giving me a laugh before I retire this evening. I told my husband to hire a maid :) I am NOT the maid. 

Posted by Katerina Gasset, Get It Done For Me Virtual Services (Get It Done For Me Virtual Services ) over 9 years ago

Georgina that is friggin' hiliarious!!!


Posted by Debbie Walsh, Hudson Valley NY Real Estate 845.283-3036 (Shahar Management) over 9 years ago

I like the girl from Canada!  Very, very funny!!!

Posted by Yvette Gardner (Keller Williams Realty, Spartanburg, SC) over 9 years ago

That was pretty funny. I thought the Italian would knock him out

Posted by Steven Nickens, R(S)GRI ABR, Maui Real Estate Hawaii (Elite Pacific Properties Maui) over 9 years ago

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