Friday Funnies - watch what you eat...
For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like.
Being American is apparently what kills you.
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I love it! We have been talking about health, diet, etc. a lot around here lately! I'm thinking of moving to a different country! Thanks for the smile! :)
Oh my! Now it's on. We can eat, drink and not care about the outcome. We're American! And We'll Die American! LOL
Georgina, How true, we seem to our own worst enemies...
I hope this was a super Friday!
Paul
Happiness in heart and mind create good health.....don't you think!!!
Live each day without regret, it may be your last. Live like you'll need your body when you're 100, you might.
Georgina, I think you're right...within reason. Those fatty, fried dinners cannot be good for you no matter how much you like it :)
that was cute and really makes you wonder what it is that does us in- thanks for the laugh!
Georgina,
So...I guess we should be something else??
Ann Hayden in Wildwood, MO
Stress, STRESS and anxiety and a constant diet of "give me more" tv and advertising is killing us, not the food. I do agree that laughter is always the best medicine and thank you for starting off my day with a belly laugh, and not a belly full of jelly laugh either--too much sugar.
LOL, Georgina! Well, it would seem so....Think I'll go raid the fridge!
Debi
Hi Georgina. Cool but what about that belly-bulge we guys tend to get as we age?
I'm glad you all liked the joke! And now onto more serious stuff.
Hi Georgina~ Very Funny! But, you really are what you eat! Like Dr. Fuhrman says, the Standard American Diet is just that ....... SAD!
How funny, I enjoyed the laugh, but we really need to watch wha we eat. Have a great day Barbara