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MLS BLOOPERS - WORDS FROM THE HORSE'S PETUTE

 

If you haven't checked out Gwen Banta's blog, you are missing out.  Here's a perfect example of what you can expect to find.  Warning - may cause uncontrollable laughter and watering eyes.  

 

Yippy-tay-aye-ay! I rounded up a few beauties this week, friends. These bloopers are excellent reminders that if you don't think before your fingers hit the keyboard, you'll come off like a horse's petute. This week's fertile field of bloopers was more like a tribute to Calabasas ranch country,  Roy Rogers and Gene Autry. Check out these bloopers from Home on De-Range (Sorry, Champion and Trigger):

Home for the Deranged

"Beautiful Calabasas villa with mounting view" (Hmmm, a house with livestock porn.)

"Parklike groans" (Must be in Calabasas...)

"Extra guest pking" (Stop groaning and mounting, and we'll stop pking.)

"Ranch with Heated pole" (For Calabasas stripper cows?)

"3Bd/2Ba horse for sale" (Let me guess...four square feet?)

"Pantless approval process." (Something tells me this broker is in Calabasas...)

Meds Required Here

"Seller died - fixer." (Breaking news: That ship has sailed.)

"New Koala Fixtures" (Upgraded Down Under?)

"House and one lush acher" (I'll tell Uncle Paddy to lay off the Guinness and shut his pie hole.)

"House is on a slob" (Don't worry, after four pints, Uncle Paddy can't feel a thing.)

Who Let the Inmates Out?

"New entrance rump" (Uh, rumps are for exits, you horse's arse!)

"A lot of house for little monkey." (If it can accommodate a big ape, I'll alert my ex.)

"Crash preferred" (Thank you Jet Blue.)

"Send Approval letter and proof of funs" (How ‘bout a photo of me in a party hat?)

"Ninnys attached to kitchin" (Ninny face down on  keyboard.)

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Comment balloon 13 commentsGeorgie Hunter R(S) 58089 • October 05 2010 07:54PM

Comments

Georgina ... they let you read this stuff in Paradise .... ???  Thanks for reblogging; the chuckles may be embarassing when they get too loud, but what the heck ... they can wonder what I'm upto!

Posted by Jack Mossman - The Nines Team at Keller Williams in Stockton, The Nines Team at Keller Williams in Stockton (The Nines Team At Keller Williams) almost 8 years ago

These are very funny - I was really chuckling - and I must confess that there are times when I fall asleep typing (or keyboarding as my daughter says) and I know that I have hit send! No more late night Active Rain for me! 

Posted by Lise Howe, Assoc. Broker and Attorney Licensed in DC, MD, VA, (Keller Williams Capital Properties) almost 8 years ago

Wow you guys were quick to comment!  Thanks for being so prompt and enjoying this post.

Posted by Georgie Hunter R(S) 58089, Maui Real Estate sales and lifestyle info (Hawai'i Life Real Estate Brokers) almost 8 years ago

I blame my bloopers on my eyes. My eyes and fingers don't work so well anymore.

Got a great laugh. Thanks for sharing.

Posted by Carl Winters almost 8 years ago

I've told Gwen that she needs to compile all of these blooper posts and put them in a book. It would definitely be a best seller.

Posted by Craig Rutman, Raleigh, Cary, Apex area Realtor (Helping people in transition) almost 8 years ago

Hello Georgina - Those were fun.  Thanks for the laughs.

Posted by Andy Chaudoir, Your Home Inspection Connection in Central Texas (Professional Inspection Services - Georgetown, Texas) almost 8 years ago

Thanks for coming by - I encourage you all to read the original post and more... a good way to spend some time!

Posted by Georgie Hunter R(S) 58089, Maui Real Estate sales and lifestyle info (Hawai'i Life Real Estate Brokers) almost 8 years ago

Howdy and morning to you Georgina

Georgina,
those sure were some mighty fine hoot of bloopers to read first thing this morning. Thank you mighty kindly for re-blogging them. I'll be sure to visit Gwen's blog.

Have a good one
Dale in New Hampshire

Posted by Dale Baker, New Hampshire Relocation Real Estate Information (Baker Energy Audits and Commercial Properties Inspections) almost 8 years ago

These are all quite funny, and since they are real, it shows that you must proof read before it goes to press.

Posted by Brian Madigan, LL.B., Broker (RE/MAX West Realty Inc., Brokerage (Toronto)) almost 8 years ago

Georgina - well if you are recommending it, I will check it out!!! Hope your week is going well!

Posted by Barbara-Jo Roberts Berberi, MA, PSA, TRC - Greater Clearwater Florida Residential Real Estate Professional, Palm Harbor, Dunedin, Clearwater, Safety Harbor (Charles Rutenberg Realty) almost 8 years ago

Her blog is a riot!  Week is very busy - thanks!

Posted by Georgie Hunter R(S) 58089, Maui Real Estate sales and lifestyle info (Hawai'i Life Real Estate Brokers) almost 8 years ago

I could go for "proof of funs" on all my transactions. Chocolate cake included at settlement!

 

Posted by Suzanne Strickler, School is never out for the Succesful. (Realty Mark Associates) almost 8 years ago

These were pretty dang funny I was going to copy and paste my favorites but I pretty much liked them all.... I think the author of these bloopers needed some R&R...wink!

Posted by Sussie Sutton, UTR TEXAS Realtors - Rep for buyers and sellers. (UTR Texas Realtors) almost 8 years ago

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