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A Joke for the Weekend - 5 Rules for Men

I know some members frown on the practice of posting jokes, but wtf.... it's Friday the 13th and I'm going to do it anyway.... it is funny.  Have a great weekend.  : )

FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE: 

 1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks
     from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
 
 2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh. 
 
 3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you. 
 
 4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
 
 5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other. 

Comment balloon 43 commentsGeorgie Hunter R(S) 58089 • June 13 2008 10:35PM

Comments

LOL...

You would really be in trouble if they did know each other. hahaha. Good one!

Posted by Jose Delgado (Opes Advisors, INC.) over 10 years ago

Ok, I had no idea where that was going.  You got me on that one. 

Posted by Randy Prothero, Hawaii REALTOR, (808) 384-5645 (eXp Realty) over 10 years ago

After 40 years of marriage (almost), I am blessed to have one woman (yes, she is my wife) who is my best friend, trusted partner, love of my life, and so much more. I don't know what I would do without her.

Posted by Jim Gilbert (Sky Realty) over 10 years ago

Thanks for dropping by, hope you got a chuckle out of it.

Posted by Georgie Hunter R(S) 58089, Maui Real Estate sales and lifestyle info (Hawai'i Life Real Estate Brokers) over 10 years ago

Those are rules to live by!!! LOL!!!

It is important to have a little humor in our lives!

Posted by Charles McDonald, REALTOR®, Blogger, Principal Broker®, Owner (Charlottesville Real Estate Solutions) over 10 years ago

Georgina, funny!  Except possibly for the cooking part, I think I've got my bases covered with my wife.

Posted by Brian Block, Northern Virginia & D.C. Real Estate (RE/MAX Allegiance, Managing Broker/Branch Vice President) over 10 years ago

Charles - It's always a good time to laugh.

Brian - well at least there's restaurants, right?

Posted by Georgie Hunter R(S) 58089, Maui Real Estate sales and lifestyle info (Hawai'i Life Real Estate Brokers) over 10 years ago

Georgina...

I absolutely love the punch line on this. Cracked me up :)

TLW...ROAR!

Posted by "The Lovely Wife" (Broker Bryantnulls Wife) The One And Only TLW. (President-Tutas Towne Realty, Inc.) over 10 years ago

It is also important none of these four know your wife, or your real name..

Posted by Steve Loynd, 800-926-5653, White Mountains NH ( Alpine Lakes Real Estate Inc., ) over 10 years ago

You sucked me in on that one. I thought it was a serious post for a minute there. LOL thanks for the laugh!

Posted by Kevin Corsa, H.I.S. Home Inspections, Stark & Summit County, OH Home Inspector (H.I.S. Home Inspections (Summit, Stark Counties)) over 10 years ago

OMG...  I'm laughing so hard.  It is difficult to find all things in one.  Thanks for my Sunday morning laugh.

Posted by Debbie Summers (Charles Rutenberg Realty ) over 10 years ago

Georgina,

Very funny.....a good Dad's day laugh.

Posted by Daniel J. Brudnok, REALTOR, SRES, e-PRO,ABR,GREEN,CSP (Berkshire Hathaway Home Services Fox & Roach, REALTORS - Exton - PA License #RS-225179-L / Delaware License #RS-0025038) over 10 years ago

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY EVERYONE - now stand back from the computer and get out there and enjoy the day!   : )

Posted by Georgie Hunter R(S) 58089, Maui Real Estate sales and lifestyle info (Hawai'i Life Real Estate Brokers) over 10 years ago

Hee hee!  Whoever does not like jokes is just a jerk!  I enjoyed reading this and thanks for the fun post.  Everyone needs a little laughter in their life.

Posted by Sara K. Braden (Bloomfield Homes) over 10 years ago

Georgina...Very funny, I wish I had been told that before...My divorce wiould havve been cheaper.LOL  And for those who don't know how to laugh....OH WELL!!

Posted by William Feela, Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No. (WHISPERING PINES REALTY) over 10 years ago

I was wondering where the punch line would be !  Didn't think there was anything funny until the end..

Posted by Ruthmarie Hicks (Keller Williams NY Realty - 120 Bloomingdale Road #101, White Plains NY 10605) over 10 years ago

Hi Georgina,

Now that was wicked funny, thanks I needed a good laugh tonight! :)

Posted by Suzanne Sands, Somerset MA Real Estate (Pavao Real Estate) over 10 years ago

Georgina that was absolutely hilarious. My wife and I both had a good laugh over this post. Thanks.

Posted by Vicente A. Martinez, Realtor, Brooklyn - Long Island - Queens Homes (Prudential Douglas Elliman Licensed Real Estate Salesperson) over 10 years ago

Once again - glad to have been the source of some entertainment for y'all.  : )

Posted by Georgie Hunter R(S) 58089, Maui Real Estate sales and lifestyle info (Hawai'i Life Real Estate Brokers) over 10 years ago

pretty funny . thanks for the chuckle. keep them coming

Posted by Sharon Harris, Realtor (Keller Williams Keystone Realty) over 10 years ago

Georgina - You have it all wrong........substitute those women for men and you have it right!!!!

Posted by Barbara-Jo Roberts Berberi, MA, PSA, TRC - Greater Clearwater Florida Residential Real Estate Professional, Palm Harbor, Dunedin, Clearwater, Safety Harbor (Charles Rutenberg Realty) over 10 years ago

Very funny. 

Posted by Kevin McGourty (Realty ONE Group) over 10 years ago

That's an absolutely GREAT JOKE!!!

               ;>)

Posted by Ann-Marie Clements, M.S. Ed., Innovative Proactive Principal (Dubai International School, UAE) over 10 years ago

I never expected so much response for just a silly joke!  Perhaps I will have to do it again.

Posted by Georgie Hunter R(S) 58089, Maui Real Estate sales and lifestyle info (Hawai'i Life Real Estate Brokers) over 10 years ago

Definitely do it again...it was so hard not to jump down to rule #5!

BTW, you are now my AR Idol...you said WTF!!!

Posted by Toronto's 2 Hounds Design: Decorating + Staging (2 Hounds Design + Home Staging) over 10 years ago

thanks for the 5 rules....i think i know a couple of guys who used to live like this...but now they are married with 4 children!

Posted by Michael Sahlman, e-PRO - Miami Beach Florida Luxury Homes (www.HomesForVIPs.com - Keller Williams Realty) over 10 years ago

Dane - you are funny - doesn't everyone say that?

Michael - 4 children from different women?  haha just kidding

Posted by Georgie Hunter R(S) 58089, Maui Real Estate sales and lifestyle info (Hawai'i Life Real Estate Brokers) over 10 years ago

very funny, thanks for sharing will save this one.

Posted by Larry Beck (PrintAgent.com / Pixel Perfect Design) over 10 years ago

Georgina,

Just yesterday my wife was watching Oprah! and she had a guy who had several wives. I don't think he saw these 5 Rules. Great Post!

-Joe

Posted by Joseph D. Federico, Eastern Massachusetts Real Estate (Donahue Real Estate Co.) over 10 years ago

I can't believe this post scored me some extra points.... who knew?  I will surely be posting more jokes.

Posted by Georgie Hunter R(S) 58089, Maui Real Estate sales and lifestyle info (Hawai'i Life Real Estate Brokers) over 10 years ago

Georgina,

I guess the stagers blogs that I spend more time on are a wee bit more tight laced but you are the first I've seen to say WTF. It is so fun! WTF. WTF. WTF. woohoo, very liberating!

Posted by Toronto's 2 Hounds Design: Decorating + Staging (2 Hounds Design + Home Staging) over 10 years ago

Hahaha Dane - over here in the islands we are a little more casual than a lot of folks. 

Posted by Georgie Hunter R(S) 58089, Maui Real Estate sales and lifestyle info (Hawai'i Life Real Estate Brokers) over 10 years ago

Georgina, this is great. I'm so glad to have found someone else with a wicked sense of humour.  I was reading a few blogs today, about how WE - the people who post jokes - have nothing worthwhile to say and probably shouldn't be here - but I'm glad it's not all business, all serious, all the time.  We need some good chuckles now and then. Thank you. :)

Posted by Sylvie Conde, Broker, Toronto Real Estate (Sutton Group-Associates Realty Inc., Brokerage) over 10 years ago

I will not be sharing these with my husband!!! lol great joke!

Posted by Elaine A. Cook, Bellingham Real Estate (Connect Realty.com) over 10 years ago

Nice joke Georgina, THanks for sharing it with us!!

Posted by April Hayden-Munson, Brookfield Wisconsin Real Estate over 10 years ago

Due to the positive response on this post, another joke will be coming today.... stay tuned.

Posted by Georgie Hunter R(S) 58089, Maui Real Estate sales and lifestyle info (Hawai'i Life Real Estate Brokers) over 10 years ago

I'm glad you'll post more - but be careful - AR may delete your blog points.  They went through all of my jokes and removed points for the blog and comments!

Posted by April Hayden-Munson, Brookfield Wisconsin Real Estate over 10 years ago

April - OMG the joke police busted you!  This was my "first offence", I hope they'll be lenient with me.  Can I ask for a jury of my AR peers?

Posted by Georgie Hunter R(S) 58089, Maui Real Estate sales and lifestyle info (Hawai'i Life Real Estate Brokers) over 10 years ago

This was a great post.  i did not know that we weren't supposed to post jokes, I have been guilty of that myself, thanx for the good laugh...hope you hold your points...you did good!!

Posted by Patrice Estess (PB APPRAISALS) over 10 years ago

thank you very much for sharing, i know it would be a fantasy to have an all in one...

Posted by Shane Sarae over 10 years ago

Shane - one man's fantasy is another's reality.  thanks for dropping in.

Posted by Georgie Hunter R(S) 58089, Maui Real Estate sales and lifestyle info (Hawai'i Life Real Estate Brokers) over 10 years ago

good one Georgina.....I know which woman I am!!!      (but of course, for the right man...we can be all of those women in one!)

Posted by Kara Casamassina, Boomers and beyond (International Property Management Group, LLC) about 10 years ago

Kara - we can certainly give it a try!

Posted by Georgie Hunter R(S) 58089, Maui Real Estate sales and lifestyle info (Hawai'i Life Real Estate Brokers) about 10 years ago

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