I know some members frown on the practice of posting jokes, but wtf.... it's Friday the 13th and I'm going to do it anyway.... it is funny. Have a great weekend. : )
FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:
1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.
LOL...
You would really be in trouble if they did know each other. hahaha. Good one!
Ok, I had no idea where that was going. You got me on that one.
After 40 years of marriage (almost), I am blessed to have one woman (yes, she is my wife) who is my best friend, trusted partner, love of my life, and so much more. I don't know what I would do without her.
Thanks for dropping by, hope you got a chuckle out of it.
Those are rules to live by!!! LOL!!!
It is important to have a little humor in our lives!
Georgina, funny! Except possibly for the cooking part, I think I've got my bases covered with my wife.
Charles - It's always a good time to laugh.
Brian - well at least there's restaurants, right?
Georgina...
I absolutely love the punch line on this. Cracked me up :)
TLW...ROAR!
It is also important none of these four know your wife, or your real name..
You sucked me in on that one. I thought it was a serious post for a minute there. LOL thanks for the laugh!
OMG... I'm laughing so hard. It is difficult to find all things in one. Thanks for my Sunday morning laugh.
Georgina,
Very funny.....a good Dad's day laugh.
HAPPY FATHER'S DAY EVERYONE - now stand back from the computer and get out there and enjoy the day! : )
Hee hee! Whoever does not like jokes is just a jerk! I enjoyed reading this and thanks for the fun post. Everyone needs a little laughter in their life.
Georgina...Very funny, I wish I had been told that before...My divorce wiould havve been cheaper.LOL And for those who don't know how to laugh....OH WELL!!
I was wondering where the punch line would be ! Didn't think there was anything funny until the end..
Hi Georgina,
Now that was wicked funny, thanks I needed a good laugh tonight! :)
Georgina that was absolutely hilarious. My wife and I both had a good laugh over this post. Thanks.
Once again - glad to have been the source of some entertainment for y'all. : )
pretty funny . thanks for the chuckle. keep them coming
Georgina - You have it all wrong........substitute those women for men and you have it right!!!!
I'm okay with those rules. Rule #6...It's important that woman doesn't own a gun?
Very funny.
That's an absolutely GREAT JOKE!!!
;>)
I never expected so much response for just a silly joke! Perhaps I will have to do it again.
Definitely do it again...it was so hard not to jump down to rule #5!
BTW, you are now my AR Idol...you said WTF!!!
thanks for the 5 rules....i think i know a couple of guys who used to live like this...but now they are married with 4 children!
Dane - you are funny - doesn't everyone say that?
Michael - 4 children from different women? haha just kidding
very funny, thanks for sharing will save this one.
Georgina,
Just yesterday my wife was watching Oprah! and she had a guy who had several wives. I don't think he saw these 5 Rules. Great Post!
-Joe
I can't believe this post scored me some extra points.... who knew? I will surely be posting more jokes.
Georgina,
I guess the stagers blogs that I spend more time on are a wee bit more tight laced but you are the first I've seen to say WTF. It is so fun! WTF. WTF. WTF. woohoo, very liberating!
Hahaha Dane - over here in the islands we are a little more casual than a lot of folks.
Georgina, this is great. I'm so glad to have found someone else with a wicked sense of humour. I was reading a few blogs today, about how WE - the people who post jokes - have nothing worthwhile to say and probably shouldn't be here - but I'm glad it's not all business, all serious, all the time. We need some good chuckles now and then. Thank you. :)
I will not be sharing these with my husband!!! lol great joke!
Nice joke Georgina, THanks for sharing it with us!!
Due to the positive response on this post, another joke will be coming today.... stay tuned.
I'm glad you'll post more - but be careful - AR may delete your blog points. They went through all of my jokes and removed points for the blog and comments!
April - OMG the joke police busted you! This was my "first offence", I hope they'll be lenient with me. Can I ask for a jury of my AR peers?
This was a great post. i did not know that we weren't supposed to post jokes, I have been guilty of that myself, thanx for the good laugh...hope you hold your points...you did good!!
thank you very much for sharing, i know it would be a fantasy to have an all in one...
Shane - one man's fantasy is another's reality. thanks for dropping in.
good one Georgina.....I know which woman I am!!! (but of course, for the right man...we can be all of those women in one!)
Kara - we can certainly give it a try!