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Weekend Chuckle - war vet gets a new job

post office

(another weekend joke to lighten your day - unless you happen to be offended by this JOKE - it's just a JOKE)

A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.

The interviewer asks him, 'Are you allergic to anything?'

He says 'Yes - just caffeine.'

'Have you ever been in the service?'

‘Yes,' he says. 'I was in Iraq for two years.'

The interviewer says, 'That will give you 5 extra points toward employment,' and then asks, 'Are you disabled in any way?'

The guy says, 'Yes...an IED exploded near me and blew my testicles off.'

The interviewer tells the guy, 'O.K. In that case, I can hire you right now. Normal hours are from 8 AM to 4 PM. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 - and plan on starting at 10 AM, every day.'

The guy is puzzled and says, 'If the hours are from 8 AM to 4 PM, why don't you want me to be here before 10 AM?'

'This is a government job,' the interviewer says, 'For the first two hours we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that.'

 ( since this is a network for the Real Estate industry, this shouldn't offend too many people here - heeheehee )

Comment balloon 12 commentsGeorgie Hunter R(S) 58089 • June 20 2008 05:46PM

Comments

hahaha.   cute :)  

Thanks Georgina - have a great weekend

Posted by Kara Casamassina, Boomers and beyond (International Property Management Group, LLC) over 10 years ago

ROFLMAO ....... That was hilarious. Thanks for sharing.

Sean Allen

Posted by Sean Allen, International Financing Solutions (International Financing Solutions ) over 10 years ago

LOL...  It's been a long week, I needed that!

Posted by Debbie Summers (Charles Rutenberg Realty ) over 10 years ago

Very good! I will get mileage out of that one!

Mike Kelly

Posted by Mike Kelly (Sellstate Advantage Realty) over 10 years ago

LOL- it is just a "joke"!  Cute, thanks for the laugh

Posted by April Hayden-Munson, Brookfield Wisconsin Real Estate over 10 years ago

Thanks for laughing at this!

Posted by Georgie Hunter R(S) 58089, Maui Real Estate sales and lifestyle info (Hawai'i Life Real Estate Brokers) over 10 years ago

That was funny thanks for the laugh

Posted by Carol Giglio (Appleseed Realty GMAC real estate) over 10 years ago

thank you very much for sharing, i will pay it forward to my office.

Posted by Shane Sarae over 10 years ago

Carol and Shane - glad you liked it.

Posted by Georgie Hunter R(S) 58089, Maui Real Estate sales and lifestyle info (Hawai'i Life Real Estate Brokers) over 10 years ago

Georgina - That made me laugh! Thanks!!!

Posted by Barbara-Jo Roberts Berberi, MA, PSA, TRC - Greater Clearwater Florida Residential Real Estate Professional, Palm Harbor, Dunedin, Clearwater, Safety Harbor (Charles Rutenberg Realty) over 10 years ago

Oh how true....LOL.  that was good to keep me going for the day.

Posted by William Feela, Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No. (WHISPERING PINES REALTY) over 10 years ago

BJ and William - Thanks for coming over and laughing.

Posted by Georgie Hunter R(S) 58089, Maui Real Estate sales and lifestyle info (Hawai'i Life Real Estate Brokers) over 10 years ago

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